J. Page

J. is 34 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Fuck the DEVs!. J. is also known as "Astronaut". J. is located in Seattle at Ale Gym Seattle.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Description: A special set of dancing slippers that makes it easier to hit a perfectly timed dance move, and make it less likely for you to misstep.
Category: Special items
Size/Encumbrance: 2%
Produced: Mass-produced