D. Wickett
Summoning Toot-Toot
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Dominant Instruments
Lead Vocals
Electric Guitar
Bass Guitar
Acoustic Guitar
Special Lyrics
I went to Mac's to eat and met this sexy journalist
She asked for information and she really would persist.
We made a date for Saturday, I fell for her allure.
This messed up my agenda for the weekend, that's for sure.
Tomorrow I will pay a call on Miss Bianca's place
So with the date on Saturday, tonight I'll have to race.
The lake house in Lake Providence was quite a bit to drive,
I set up all my ingredients, just after I arrived.
I found a red canister for a film down on the lawn
I tucked it in my pocket, then a circle had been drawn.
CHORUS:
What a night to catch a faerie
What a night to summon him
And I wouldn't be called Harry,
if I didn't find something!
I covered my whole circle up with leaves and sticks again,
I set a little cup and bowl, the bait, they will contain.
Some milk and bread with honey will for certain do the trick,
A little blood to close the trap, right from my thumb to prick.
CHORUS:
What a night to catch a faerie
What a night to summon him
And I wouldn't be called Harry,
if I didn't find something!
I hid myself from out of sight, and murmored on his name
and like a beam of moonlight, after ten minutes he came.
He dithered for a minute, slowly circeling the meal,
he picked the bread and took a bite, that closed the circle's seal.
He shrieked and tried to get away, but didn't stand a chance,
"I should have known!", the sprite exclaimed, and shot a hostile glance.
He promised me to figure out, who had been here of late.
I broke the ring, he dashed away, and left me there to wait.
Just half an hour later, he returned and gave account:
Somebody ordered pizza yesterday, that's what he found.
They seemed to have an orgy here, that much I could conceive,
I gathered my equipment and I was about to leave.
CHORUS:
What a night to catch a faerie
What a night to summon him
And I wouldn't be called Harry,
if I didn't find something!
Then Warden Morgan sought me out, his sword gave me a chill,
accusing me of messing up with poor Toot-Toot's free will.
He said this was against the Laws, but it is safe to say:
The Laws of Magic don't apply to faeries anyway.
He said, he thinks I was the one who wove that deadly spell,
And he will soon detect the proof, and make me go to hell.
CHORUS:
What a night to face a warden
What a night to smell a rat.
And I will pass over the Jordan,
if they set me up for that!
Covers
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