B. Mackenzie

B. is 147 years old. He is the Banjo Player of Backstreet Devs. B. is also known as "Snoop". The whereabouts of B. are unknown.

B. likes to keep stealthy during off hours and is trying to calm down the public in order to get ahead professionally.

Woman in distress

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Song Details

Woman in distress is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Largo. The music is revolutionary and the lyrics are GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS. The song was written 7/22/2006 by B. Mackenzie. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 75
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Country & Western
Owner: Intimate NewBorn Rednecks (Evading Dignity)
First Revealed: 7/22/2006 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Banjo
Acoustic Guitar

Special Lyrics

On a sunny day when I was aimlessly riding,
I noticed a sad looking girl sitting in the shadow of a tree.
Her dark hair neatly tied up in a knot on her head,
with a fragile body shaking by her sobbing.

Her gloomy appearance troubled me for some reason,
so I pulled the reins to make my horse go slower.
I rode up beside her and gently stopped.
After a brief moment of silence I jumped out of the saddle…

… and I said

Hey there young lady, why you lookin’ so gloomy?
Is there anything I can do to cheer you up?
I hate to see a beautiful woman struck by grief.

She slowly raised her head and gazed through her tear filled eyes.
Her voice cracked at first and she fell back to silence.
After a while she cleared her throat…

… and said

Oooh handsome cowboy, will you aid me in my sorrow?
My father won’t let me ride our horses.
Says it’s not suitable for a lady.

I was outraged to hear such stupidity.
Denying someone a good ride on a horse?
How selfish! How low!
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing…

… so I said

Sweet lady worry no further.
I will help you out of your sorrow.
Jump up here on the saddle with me and I’ll take you out for the best ride of your life!

We rode through mountains and plains all day long.
When the sun finally set my horse was about to collapse.
I dropped her off where I have found her,
wished her a good night and then rode off.

Don’t know what happened to her, but she seemed pleased.
She got the ride of her life and a memory to cherish. The best gift anyone can get…

Yeeeehaaaaaaa!

Record Releases

Intimate relations

Covers

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