K. Turnbull
K. is 16 years old.
She is a member of Your Fragile Ego.
K. is located in London at You're my soulmate.
K. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to compose music in order to get ahead professionally.
The Great Oyster Incident of 2005
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Song Details
The music is below average and the lyrics are mediocre. The song was written 2/7/2005 by K. Turnbull. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
62 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
10 |
| Genre: |
None |
| Owner: |
The Guardian Angels |
| First Revealed: |
2/7/2005 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed. |
Dominant Instruments
This song has no instruments. It was possible to write songs without instruments in the early days of this game. This is no longer possible.
Special Lyrics
I read the news today oh boy
Mark Colchester just took a stupid bet
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to sigh
Colchester, why oh why?
Ten oyster plates to be consumed
Yes, Mark understood the food was bad
Sure Hopper had set the whole dare up
We’d seen his cash before
Nobody was really sure
If we should warn the Just-Us League.
I saw the forums today oh boy
Win ten grand to suck some oysters up
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Colch had taken the hook.
No one could save him now!
(Long musical interlude)
Threw up, fell on his head,
Thought at last that he was dead
Called the ambulance, one pixel left,
Rushed to hospital before it was too late.
Intensive care, no time to chat
Pumped his stomach in seconds flat
Took him to the ward...propped him up in bed,
And somebody spoke and he went into a dream
(Long musical interlude)
I heard the case today oh boy
"Hopper took advantage of 'low intellect'
Attempted trick to kill Colchie"
The judges had no choice
Hopper's been to jail
and is very unimpressed.
What will Hopper...do...next?
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See the following site for song melody!!!
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Limo/3518/day_life.htm
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Covers
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