N. Situnayake-Cameron

N. is 62 years old. He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch. N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'". N. is located in London at Main Street 34.

N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

The Grumpy Garden Hoe

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Song Details

The Grumpy Garden Hoe is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Allegro. The music is GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS and the lyrics are revolutionary. The song was written 1/24/2008 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is splendid.

Fame: 100
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Pop
Owner: NIgel C & The Cumshots
First Revealed: 1/24/2008 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals

Special Lyrics

(Nigel C and the Cumshots appear in 1970's Artrock clothing like David Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust era, Roxy Music, Peter Gabriel in his foxhead etc. Nigel starts singing experimental 'cut up'lyrics from a book with junkies and hookers on the cover. The music and is loud and trippy psychedelic guitarrock)

Your pain and fear
must have trascended
into an evenings
entertainment

music and poetry
orchestrated lunacy

you give the people
what they paid for
dark insightful
metaphores

paintings and scuptures
of hyenas and vultures


Interesting events
indeed
when the world solemnly
agreed
to worship creatures of a different
creed
spawned from Japanese poppy
seed

You jumped on stage
and grabbed the mic
the crowd fell silent for a moment
you tore a page
from the Jai Alai
and read it out loud like a peasant's prophet

A few good times
or Jugendheim
a David Bowie Jaques Brell mondegreen
my drugsoaked mind
keeping me def and blind
for all those heavenly sounds and scenes


(A big cultural barbarian football hooligan type jumps on stage and knocks over Nigel before ripping up the book and shouts : "Give us something to dance and fuck to you damn arty pansies. The crowd goes wild with outrage and agreement, unaware that it's all a set up to boost the show and cause a riot)