N. Situnayake-Cameron

N. is 60 years old. He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch. N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'". N. is located in London at Main Street 34.

N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Katie Turnbull Queen Of Scandal

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Song Details

The music is mediocre and the lyrics are above average. The song was written 6/7/2005 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 89
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 20
Genre: None
Owner: NIgel C & The Cumshots
First Revealed: 6/7/2005 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

This song has no instruments. It was possible to write songs without instruments in the early days of this game. This is no longer possible.

Special Lyrics

(accordeon, and bar-ballad type singing)

She may appear to most of us
a straight plain ozzie wench
as she sits there huddled
on her Royal Botanic Garden bench

She crumbles her homemade sammiches
and shares them with the pidgeons and the ducks
who could ever guess her to be
SUCH A GODSMACKING GLORIOUS FUCK

(piano, small woodwind orchestra up tempo vaudeville style)

Katie Turnbull Queen of Scandal
priestess to the Church of Fandel
makes The Whore Of Babylon
look like a chaste Clarrissan Nun

Katie Turnbull Queen of Scandal
If this world comes to an end I'll
shag her till my bollocks bleed
and then my life will be complete

She roams around the harbour district
looking for her prey
the sailors and the teamsters
are the choices to her taste

she gathers half a dozen
and then lures them to her mansion
just there they get to snuggle her
in numberless positions

Katie Turnbull Queen of Scandal
she's to hot for us to handle
so I hereby end this song
before the lyrics become to long !

Copyrights registred Montsegur 2005

Covers

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