L. Austin
L. is 38 years old.
He is the Acoustic Guitarist of Theogony.
L. is also known as "Mr Persephone".
L. is located in London at Elfin Cottage.
L. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to compose music in order to get ahead professionally.
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Oh heavens, Cora Austin is truly the love of my life! ❤️
Chlamydia Calypso
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Song Details
Chlamydia Calypso is Singalong music in tempo Moderato. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 5/16/2012 by L. Austin. The originality is perfect.
Fame: |
44 |
Popularity: |
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Stage Potential: |
30 |
Genre: |
Reggae |
Owner: |
None |
First Revealed: |
7/22/2012 |
Dominant Instruments
Acoustic Guitar
Lead Vocals
Special Lyrics
Chlamydia Calypso
Ohhhhh I've got
A maroon coloured bag of agony
A maroon coloured bag of agony
That damn groupie
Did the wild thing
Next thing I know
I've got a maroon coloured bag of agony
Chlamydia Calypso
My sack's a fucking mess
A maroon coloured bag of agony
A maroon coloured bag of agony
They're as red as fecking cherries
Throbbing like P&O Ferries
And now you'll never get your gums
Around these swollen plums
Chlamydia Calypso
Nads as sore as fuck
A maroon coloured bag of agony
A maroon coloured bag of agony
My poor balls are aching
Feels like they're breaking
Since I got such an itch
From that damn groupie bitch
Chlamydia Calypso
Bollocks big as melons
A maroon coloured bag of agony
A maroon coloured bag of agony
Chlamydia Calypso
Chlamydia Calypso
Chlamydia Calypso
Record Releases
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