L. Austin

L. is 38 years old. He is the Acoustic Guitarist of Theogony. L. is also known as "Mr Persephone". L. is located in London at Elfin Cottage.

L. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to compose music in order to get ahead professionally.

Chlamydia Calypso

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Song Details

Chlamydia Calypso is Singalong music in tempo Moderato. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 5/16/2012 by L. Austin. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 44
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Reggae
Owner: None
First Revealed: 7/22/2012

Dominant Instruments

Acoustic Guitar
Lead Vocals

Special Lyrics

Chlamydia Calypso
Ohhhhh I've got
A maroon coloured bag of agony
A maroon coloured bag of agony

That damn groupie
Did the wild thing
Next thing I know
I've got a maroon coloured bag of agony

Chlamydia Calypso
My sack's a fucking mess
A maroon coloured bag of agony
A maroon coloured bag of agony

They're as red as fecking cherries
Throbbing like P&O Ferries
And now you'll never get your gums
Around these swollen plums

Chlamydia Calypso
Nads as sore as fuck
A maroon coloured bag of agony
A maroon coloured bag of agony

My poor balls are aching
Feels like they're breaking
Since I got such an itch
From that damn groupie bitch

Chlamydia Calypso
Bollocks big as melons
A maroon coloured bag of agony
A maroon coloured bag of agony

Chlamydia Calypso
Chlamydia Calypso
Chlamydia Calypso

Record Releases

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