Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 1398 people. The local time and date is 5/19/2024, 12:57 PM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Johannesburg 101

Airport: BROWNSTONE AIRPORT JOH
Hospital: Crosby Municipal Clinic
City Hall: Inkosi Indlu
Court House: The Constitutional Court
Highway Out of Town: Highway out of town
Lost and Found: Johannesburg Lost and Found
Temple: Desert Temple
Gym: Gangstah Gym & Spa Cape T
Hotel: The Devil-ish Place JOH

Find other localesMore facts about Johannesburg

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
26 1874165/19/2024 1Sunday
27 1874405/20/2024 2Monday
28 1874645/21/2024 3Tuesday Day of the Dead
29 1874885/22/2024 4Wednesday
30 1875125/23/2024 5Thursday
31 1875365/24/2024 6Friday
32 1875605/25/2024 7Saturday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🌊 For a Hang Ten or just a tropical tan, be sure to visit Ilanga Beach!

🎻 New to the Popworld, but feeling lost? We're here to help you! Johannesburg Mentoring Programme

💟 Feeling ill? Be sure to visit J'burg City Hospital or check our thread - 1996807.1 - for doctors currently in the city!

🏫 Want to become a Jo'burg citizen, rent a flat - or any other bureaucratic stuff? Inkosi Indlu is the place to go! Also, be sure to check our Mayor's Office (2308981.1)!

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 For issues of marriage, adoption, parental matters or name change, check our Constitutional Court

✝️✡️☪️ Need a spiritual haven, looking for a marriage - or just passing by for the St Kobe Quest? The Desert Temple is the place to go! And if you're looking for ministers for your weddings, try checking our thread!

🦁 For herbs or just a stroll innature, visit our world-famous Kruger National Park!

🏀 Wanna play some B-ball or go skating? Do visit the Cradle of Humankind, home of the Kalahari Springboks!

FOR THOSE SPINNING THE WHEELS OF KOBE - Please check the Desert Temple's "note from management" section

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Rockdealer is playing in Studebaker Johannesburg at 5/19/2024, 2:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 82
Dirty is playing in Dangerzone HH JOH 1 at 5/19/2024, 2:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 89
Dylan O'Brien is playing in Hucklebuck in Johannesbur at 5/19/2024, 2:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Rolando Lero is playing in Unique |Johannesburg at 5/19/2024, 2:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 26
Inner Silence is playing in Satan Club HM | JOH at 5/19/2024, 2:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Autumn Revelation is playing in Ray´s Blues Johannesburg at 5/19/2024, 2:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
The day before yesterday is playing in Moon Monsoon (JOH) at 5/19/2024, 2:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 9
Fangorn is playing in Valhalla | Joh at 5/19/2024, 2:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 80

City Top Charts