Records

Releasing top selling records is an excellent way to climb high up in the artist rankings. In order to release a record you first have to record a couple of tracks and get a decent record contract with a record studio. You can work on two records at a time. Good luck!

Full Length Albums	Release	Review
The True Teenage Satan Worshippers	749137/19/2011	40
I Was a Teenage Satan Worshipper	714662/25/2011	30
Smells Like Bloody Teenage Satan Worshippers Angst	643405/4/2010	40
(But I Am Still) Teenage Satan Worshipper	586009/7/2009	40
I Don't Wanna Fall In Love (But You)	559095/18/2009	30
Evil Ot Ekil I	5195312/4/2008	40
Teens, Rats, Alligators, Elephants and Chicks	492538/14/2008	40
Happy Hardcore Disco Dancers Taking Drugs	450692/21/2008	40
What World Needs Now Is a Yet Another LP from Us	4235710/31/2007	40
I'm a Teenager and I Want to Live!	394897/4/2007	30
Emo Sapiens	366333/7/2007	30
We Are The Teenage Satan Worshippers	3312810/12/2006	20

Singles	Release	Review
Day of the Dead Single	759368/31/2011	40
Somewhere Where I'd Be Worshipped	752628/2/2011	40
All Heill Pandateam!	745987/6/2011	40
Pauline's Mushroom Soup of Evil & Arcade Fries	740736/14/2011	40
Posing in the Red Carpet of Fame and Glory	734015/17/2011	30
Broken Pipe	722393/29/2011	40
Oh My God! Look at Those Dragons!	715653/1/2011	30
You Sack! Black Emperor	708922/1/2011	30
Soy Much Better	7004112/28/2010	40
Bomb Voyage!	6904511/16/2010	40
I Was a Sad Teenage Satan Worshipper Panda	6836010/19/2010	30
Also a White Meat	648325/25/2010	30
Smells Like Teenage Satan Worshippers Angst	639994/20/2010	40
Smurf Well	633233/23/2010	40
Cute Overlord	626482/23/2010	40
Midget Fight Party!	5979210/27/2009	30
(But I Am Still) Teenage Satan Worshipper	591019/28/2009	30
KIRF	582858/25/2009	30
Rise, Rise! Fall, fall!	572837/14/2009	30
Timeout expired	566146/16/2009	30
I Can't Get No Radiation	561015/26/2009	30
Pink Elephant With X-Ray Eyes	554294/28/2009	30
I Am So Cool	539192/24/2009	40
A Dove Came From the Fields	536282/12/2009	30
I Like to Live, I Like to Kill	5204312/8/2008	40
In Memory of Julian Berns	5134811/9/2008	40
Lifestyle Alligator (U Fail)	5055410/7/2008	30
Poison for Your Wallet	498799/9/2008	30
Line Trap	494348/21/2008	30
Pink Elephants Wearing Panties	487267/23/2008	30
Experts in Sex in 12 Hours!	482007/1/2008	30
Heroin and Your Veini's	477026/10/2008	40
New Year Resolution	455473/12/2008	30
Happy Hardcore Vol. 2: Emo Surfing	443701/23/2008	30
Happy Hardcore Vol. 1: Insane in Mexico	442011/16/2008	30
We Made This!	440871/11/2008	30
Taking Drugs to Make Music to Take Drugs to	439851/7/2008	30
Dead Disco Dancer Named Saul	4251211/7/2007	30
Agents Are... Gonna Make You Swear!!	4182910/9/2007	30
Electro Fan	411549/11/2007	30
Space Walking Laika	410479/7/2007	30
Don't Kok the Baby!	403788/10/2007	30
When Radioactive Boy Met Fallout Girl	396957/12/2007	30
Emmy Lost Her Favourite Penny	384825/23/2007	30
Ken & Barbie Wired	383145/16/2007	30
Backyard Barbies	371453/28/2007	30
Darkpop	3443012/5/2006	20
You! With The Mustache!	3380511/9/2006	20
Smurfer Rocket Girls	3311110/11/2006	20
Bikini Barbeque Babes	321018/30/2006	20
I Wear Trousers And My Trousers Are Black!	312617/26/2006	20
We Are The Teenage Satan Worshippers	295745/17/2006	20