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Dimitriy Ternovoy EMU

The funniest thing?

Somehow, I ended up as a university lecturer. Me.

Even funnier? I work at a university named after my dad. Yes, really. His name's right there on the building, carved into stone like a spell no one dares question. You'd think I'd have grown used to it by now, but no - every other week, someone asks if I'm his daughter or niece, just because we share the same surname.

I've lost count of how many times I've answered that question. Hundreds, probably. Possibly thousands. And if time itself were to skip forward a million years, I swear his name would still be echoing through these halls like some kind of academic ghost.

At least no one's shown up with a rabbit or a chicken yet, asking me to sacrifice it in exchange for a prophecy.

Yet.