I. Parsons

I. is 125 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!
10		 190680
10/2/2024
178

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1547

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
1754

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
14944

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
7970

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
25835

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
41249

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
65361

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
6116

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
5262

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
3077

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
4463

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
20619

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
16053

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
17135

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
5904

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2299

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
11138

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
74

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
15125

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
15077

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
10571

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
2008

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
7183

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
29197

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
11666

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
35038

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
13448

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
12991

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
26077

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
41073

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
40373

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
8341

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
13634

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
21159

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
30765

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
45163

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
68607

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
86041

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
135698

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
148461

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
27908

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
68421

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
22848

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
20563

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
33631

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
81718

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
34077

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
39429

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
17703

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
72083

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
20885

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
23423

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
58687

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
6325

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
36268

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
61516

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
41599

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
45125

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
43659

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
44047

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
41638

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
39221

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15025

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
41347

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
13666

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
22192

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
46153

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
17475

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
28867

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
29756

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
71733

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
15142

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
56216

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
131835

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
21934

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
17578

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22638

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
79978

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
26188

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
14380

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
93481

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
231143

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
48330

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
19585

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
33049

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
25200

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
47212

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
25266

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
54169

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
138949

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
11967

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
35722

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
112947

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
41086

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
40420

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
35365

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
44592

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
48541

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
96881

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
98100

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
249588

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
75353

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
69389

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
38405

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
182023

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
44984

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
116753

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
66760

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
484922

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
93830

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
161275

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
149230

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
149613

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
490204

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27317

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
545937

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
192395

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
230757

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
294405

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1014317

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
309438

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
279947

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
626614

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1022913

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1224753