I. Parsons

I. is 124 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!

10
190680
10/2/2024

163

Gold Wedding Anniversary

10
187353
5/16/2024

1509

Spirit of Christmas III

10
183806
12/20/2023

5668

Perfect Playlist

10
183804
12/20/2023

5507

Played the game 16 years!

10
173161
10/3/2022

1678

Ready Player One

10
170363
6/8/2022

14783

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161817
6/17/2021

7878

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

25739

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

41165

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

65198

Picked the Festival Winner!

30
158997
2/19/2021

6116

Spirit of Christmas II

10
157531
12/20/2020

3561

Composed 25 hits!

40
157524
12/20/2020

5200

Performed 3000 Shows

100
155933
10/15/2020

3043

Played the game 14 years!

10
155640
10/3/2020

4365

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
153222
6/24/2020

20571

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
150540
3/4/2020

15970

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
150062
2/13/2020

17095

Cured 100 patients

30
148776
12/22/2019

5881

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
148597
12/14/2019

2286

420 Superfriendly

10
148555
12/12/2019

11014

Developer's Gear of Gratitude

30
148232
11/29/2019

74

First photograph published.

10
147143
10/14/2019

15102

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
146565
9/20/2019

15077

Mastered all the tricks in the book!

20
145715
8/16/2019

10482

High Maintenance

10
145529
8/8/2019

1979

Four correct numbers in the city lottery

10
144936
7/15/2019

7149

The Hoff

10
144572
6/29/2019

29084

High as a Kite

10
144335
6/19/2019

11564

High Times

10
144311
6/18/2019

34761

Did all the tricks in the book!

20
144217
6/15/2019

13326

Kill the Kraken!

10
142988
4/24/2019

12852

Mastered my first trick!

10
142747
4/14/2019

25826

Pulled off my first trick!

10
142647
4/10/2019

40817

Participated in 25 activities

20
141975
3/13/2019

40104

Played the game 12 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

8232

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

13517

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

20951

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

30605

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

44851

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

68260

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

85699

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

134957

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

147566

Turned in 10 challenges

10
136553
7/30/2018

27782

Participated in 5 activities

10
136548
7/30/2018

68123

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
131991
1/21/2018

22755

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

20451

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

33487

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

81359

Threw my first release party

10
129189
9/26/2017

34007

As seen on The Late Show

10
128778
9/9/2017

39281

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
128568
9/1/2017

17599

Played the city lottery

10
128338
8/22/2017

71755

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127417
7/15/2017

20761

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127307
7/10/2017

23300

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126817
6/20/2017

58437

Performed 2000 Shows

100
124221
3/3/2017

6275

Turned in 5 challenges

10
123263
1/22/2017

36046

The Blizzard of 91

10
122175
12/8/2016

12364

Turned in my first challenge

10
121894
11/26/2016

61225

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118579
7/11/2016

41436

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118373
7/3/2016

44981

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118045
6/19/2016

43520

As seen on Music Television

10
117978
6/16/2016

43892

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
117892
6/13/2016

41508

Crashed a release party

10
116918
5/3/2016

39108

The Blizzard of 85

10
113609
12/17/2015

15025

Attended a release party

10
111381
9/15/2015

41217

Performed 1000 shows

100
101463
7/29/2014

13596

Performed 500 Shows

50
101463
7/29/2014

22108

Performed 100 shows

20
101463
7/29/2014

46025

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
101463
7/29/2014

17402

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
101463
7/29/2014

28790

Collected my first autograph

10
101293
7/22/2014

29631

Knowledge is Power

20
100863
7/4/2014

71541

Perfect Production

20
100439
6/16/2014

15103

Produced my First Track

10
100439
6/16/2014

56127

Visited Land of the Dead

10
99111
4/22/2014

131603

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

21858

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

17529

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22545

Song Writing 101

10
91429
6/6/2013

79815

Visited Antenora

30
89349
3/11/2013

26149

Killed 2000 zombies

30
85340
9/25/2012

14313

Garage Band

10
81646
4/24/2012

93324

Completed my first guide

10
81381
4/13/2012

230624

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79979
2/15/2012

48142

Killed 1000 zombies

25
79955
2/14/2012

19499

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
77525
11/5/2011

32970

Killed 500 zombies

20
77267
10/25/2011

25109

Performed before 10000 people

30
75891
8/29/2011

47116

10 tags and counting yo.

15
73367
5/15/2011

25202

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
73361
5/15/2011

54092

Joined a Social Club

10
66133
7/18/2010

138641

Pro Bono Achievement

30
64148
4/26/2010

11939

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
64147
4/26/2010

35637

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
62775
2/28/2010

112827

Faced my Fears

10
58722
9/12/2009

40904

Killed 100 zombies

15
58651
9/9/2009

40310

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
58132
8/19/2009

35296

Crossed the Desert

20
57384
7/19/2009

44360

Climbed the Mountain

10
56054
5/24/2009

48168

Walked Through the Forest

15
54712
3/29/2009

96565

Became a parent for the first time

20
54224
3/9/2009

97796

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52642
1/2/2009

249588

Got married!

20
52529
12/28/2008

75223

Killed my first zombie

10
50384
9/30/2008

69241

Cured my first patient

10
48948
8/1/2008

38265

Became VIP

10
48880
7/29/2008

181687

Joined the mile high club

20
48327
7/6/2008

44883

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
47108
5/16/2008

116646

Performed my first awesome concert

15
45884
3/26/2008

66679

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
44768
2/9/2008

484650

Completed a World Tour

20
41906
10/13/2007

93723

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough

10
41874
10/11/2007

8003

I support the game!

10
40906
9/1/2007

19430

Released my first album

20
40847
8/29/2007

161200

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
40371
8/10/2007

149113

Performed my first decent concert

10
39332
6/27/2007

149437

Celebrated New Year

10
38961
6/12/2007

490204

Started a company for the first time.

10
38839
6/7/2007

27295

Celebrated Halloween

10
38769
6/4/2007

545937

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
36972
3/21/2007

192255

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
35827
2/1/2007

230617

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
35004
12/29/2006

294243

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
33998
11/17/2006

1013866

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
33981
11/16/2006

309272

Released my first single

10
33945
11/15/2006

279849

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
33809
11/9/2006

626362

Performed before more than 100 people

10
33314
10/20/2006

1022303

Performed my first concert

10
33314
10/20/2006

1224099