B. Eschenbach

B. is 54 years old. He is the Acoustic Guitarist of Being a Fool is Not Cool. B. is also known as "Captain Clueless". B. is located in Seattle at Thabit.

B. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Joined the mile high club

20
195100
4/4/2025

45254

Threw 10 release parties

15
193364
1/21/2025

12021

The Scarlet Letter

10
191085
10/18/2024

8610

Played the game 10 years!

10
190330
9/17/2024

14155

Cantus Cactus Viginti

10
187384
5/17/2024

15531

Composed 25 hits!

40
187079
5/4/2024

5514

Performed 2000 Shows

100
184668
1/25/2024

6497

Played the game 8 years

10
172815
9/18/2022

21846

The Tao of Willie

10
171884
8/10/2022

3875

Performed 1000 shows

100
171764
8/5/2022

13956

High Times

10
171667
8/1/2022

36004

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
170907
7/1/2022

10006

Turned in 50 challenges

10
170734
6/23/2022

10894

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
170725
6/23/2022

17398

My band reached the Top 10 Video chart

20
170693
6/22/2022

8380

My band reached the Top 40 Video chart

10
170021
5/25/2022

12071

Spared no expense!

30
169830
5/17/2022

12001

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
169268
4/23/2022

17744

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
169182
4/20/2022

20834

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
169020
4/13/2022

17879

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
168851
4/6/2022

22989

Threw my first release party

10
168504
3/23/2022

34583

Garage Band

10
167772
2/20/2022

94277

Knowledge is Power

20
167772
2/20/2022

72689

Song Writing 101

10
167772
2/20/2022

80687

Winter Games Year 124

10
166767
1/9/2022

9086

Released my first album

20
163793
9/7/2021

161715

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
163309
8/18/2021

16314

Performed 500 Shows

50
163214
8/14/2021

22507

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
162299
7/7/2021

22258

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
162126
6/30/2021

35708

Released my first single

10
162109
6/29/2021

280518

As seen on The Late Show

10
162070
6/27/2021

40001

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
162057
6/27/2021

113451

Turned in 25 challenges

10
161926
6/21/2021

18156

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

26157

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

41733

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

65983

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
160630
4/28/2021

29293

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
160153
4/9/2021

33416

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
159792
3/25/2021

42190

As seen on Music Television

10
159421
3/9/2021

44743

As seen on The Morning Show

10
159414
3/9/2021

45805

As seen on Public Access TV

10
158780
2/10/2021

44294

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
158517
1/30/2021

42274

Crashed a release party

10
158422
1/26/2021

39885

Completed a World Tour

20
158230
1/18/2021

94337

Performed 100 shows

20
157844
1/2/2021

46705

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
157420
12/16/2020

117344

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
157174
12/5/2020

149849

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
157091
12/2/2020

627426

Performed before 10000 people

30
156982
11/27/2020

47595

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
156910
11/24/2020

193042

Crossed the Desert

20
156852
11/22/2020

45010

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
156789
11/19/2020

231438

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
156668
11/14/2020

310194

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
156596
11/11/2020

295198

Performed my first awesome concert

15
156589
11/11/2020

67278

Performed my first decent concert

10
156589
11/11/2020

150295

Performed before more than 100 people

10
156589
11/11/2020

1025706

Performed my first concert

10
156589
11/11/2020

1227697

Played the game 6 years

10
155280
9/18/2020

31468

Turned in 10 challenges

10
146817
10/1/2019

28628

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
146565
9/20/2019

15561

Composed 10 hits!

30
146246
9/7/2019

20990

Turned in 5 challenges

10
143391
5/11/2019

37102

Participated in 100 activities

30
142042
3/16/2019

18964

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139818
12/13/2018

9881

Played the game 4 years

10
139339
11/23/2018

46384

Played the game 2 years

10
139339
11/23/2018

69932

Played the game 1 year

10
139339
11/23/2018

87847

Played the game 1 month

10
139339
11/23/2018

139068

Played the game 1 week

10
139339
11/23/2018

152069

Composed 5 hits!

20
137659
9/14/2018

34181

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
134274
4/26/2018

48902

Turned in my first challenge

10
132494
2/11/2018

62712

Participated in 25 activities

20
132447
2/9/2018

41119

5000 days!

10
131220
12/20/2017

55201

The Blizzard of 98

10
131206
12/19/2017

10256

Composed my first hit!

10
131049
12/13/2017

83082

Became a parent for the first time

20
129690
10/17/2017

98856

Participated in 5 activities

10
129306
10/1/2017

69488

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
129089
9/22/2017

39356

Got married!

20
127911
8/4/2017

76017

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
127909
8/4/2017

250497

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
127142
7/3/2017

59813

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
127110
7/2/2017

486134

Walked Through the Forest

15
125941
5/14/2017

97613

Completed my first guide

10
125773
5/7/2017

233230

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
125773
5/7/2017

1016010

Climbed the Mountain

10
124602
3/19/2017

48968

Collected 100 autographs

20
121476
11/9/2016

12337

Collected my first autograph

10
120475
9/28/2016

30116

Joined a Social Club

10
114288
1/15/2016

140188

Became VIP

10
106169
2/10/2015

183596

Celebrated New Year

10
103488
10/22/2014

491987

Celebrated Halloween

10
103295
10/13/2014

547700