B. Eschenbach

B. is 54 years old. He is the Acoustic Guitarist of Being a Fool is Not Cool. B. is also known as "Captain Clueless". B. is located in Seattle at Thabit.

B. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Joined the mile high club
20		 195100
4/4/2025
45254

Threw 10 release parties
15		 193364
1/21/2025
12021

The Scarlet Letter
10		 191085
10/18/2024
8610

Played the game 10 years!
10		 190330
9/17/2024
14155

Cantus Cactus Viginti
10		 187384
5/17/2024
15531

Composed 25 hits!
40		 187079
5/4/2024
5514

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 184668
1/25/2024
6497

Played the game 8 years
10		 172815
9/18/2022
21846

The Tao of Willie
10		 171884
8/10/2022
3875

Performed 1000 shows
100		 171764
8/5/2022
13956

High Times
10		 171667
8/1/2022
36004

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert
30		 170907
7/1/2022
10006

Turned in 50 challenges
10		 170734
6/23/2022
10894

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 170725
6/23/2022
17398

My band reached the Top 10 Video chart
20		 170693
6/22/2022
8380

My band reached the Top 40 Video chart
10		 170021
5/25/2022
12071

Spared no expense!
30		 169830
5/17/2022
12001

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 169268
4/23/2022
17744

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 169182
4/20/2022
20834

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 169020
4/13/2022
17879

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 168851
4/6/2022
22989

Threw my first release party
10		 168504
3/23/2022
34583

Garage Band
10		 167772
2/20/2022
94277

Knowledge is Power
20		 167772
2/20/2022
72689

Song Writing 101
10		 167772
2/20/2022
80687

Winter Games Year 124
10		 166767
1/9/2022
9086

Released my first album
20		 163793
9/7/2021
161715

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 163309
8/18/2021
16314

Performed 500 Shows
50		 163214
8/14/2021
22507

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 162299
7/7/2021
22258

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 162126
6/30/2021
35708

Released my first single
10		 162109
6/29/2021
280518

As seen on The Late Show
10		 162070
6/27/2021
40001

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 162057
6/27/2021
113451

Turned in 25 challenges
10		 161926
6/21/2021
18156

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
26157

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
41733

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
65983

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 160630
4/28/2021
29293

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 160153
4/9/2021
33416

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 159792
3/25/2021
42190

As seen on Music Television
10		 159421
3/9/2021
44743

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 159414
3/9/2021
45805

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 158780
2/10/2021
44294

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 158517
1/30/2021
42274

Crashed a release party
10		 158422
1/26/2021
39885

Completed a World Tour
20		 158230
1/18/2021
94337

Performed 100 shows
20		 157844
1/2/2021
46705

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 157420
12/16/2020
117344

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 157174
12/5/2020
149849

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 157091
12/2/2020
627426

Performed before 10000 people
30		 156982
11/27/2020
47595

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 156910
11/24/2020
193042

Crossed the Desert
20		 156852
11/22/2020
45010

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 156789
11/19/2020
231438

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 156668
11/14/2020
310194

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 156596
11/11/2020
295198

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 156589
11/11/2020
67278

Performed my first decent concert
10		 156589
11/11/2020
150295

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 156589
11/11/2020
1025706

Performed my first concert
10		 156589
11/11/2020
1227697

Played the game 6 years
10		 155280
9/18/2020
31468

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 146817
10/1/2019
28628

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
15561

Composed 10 hits!
30		 146246
9/7/2019
20990

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 143391
5/11/2019
37102

Participated in 100 activities
30		 142042
3/16/2019
18964

The Christmas Thief of 104
10		 139818
12/13/2018
9881

Played the game 4 years
10		 139339
11/23/2018
46384

Played the game 2 years
10		 139339
11/23/2018
69932

Played the game 1 year
10		 139339
11/23/2018
87847

Played the game 1 month
10		 139339
11/23/2018
139068

Played the game 1 week
10		 139339
11/23/2018
152069

Composed 5 hits!
20		 137659
9/14/2018
34181

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 134274
4/26/2018
48902

Turned in my first challenge
10		 132494
2/11/2018
62712

Participated in 25 activities
20		 132447
2/9/2018
41119

5000 days!
10		 131220
12/20/2017
55201

The Blizzard of 98
10		 131206
12/19/2017
10256

Composed my first hit!
10		 131049
12/13/2017
83082

Became a parent for the first time
20		 129690
10/17/2017
98856

Participated in 5 activities
10		 129306
10/1/2017
69488

Released a rabbit into the wild!
5		 129089
9/22/2017
39356

Got married!
20		 127911
8/4/2017
76017

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 127909
8/4/2017
250497

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 127142
7/3/2017
59813

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 127110
7/2/2017
486134

Walked Through the Forest
15		 125941
5/14/2017
97613

Completed my first guide
10		 125773
5/7/2017
233230

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 125773
5/7/2017
1016010

Climbed the Mountain
10		 124602
3/19/2017
48968

Collected 100 autographs
20		 121476
11/9/2016
12337

Collected my first autograph
10		 120475
9/28/2016
30116

Joined a Social Club
10		 114288
1/15/2016
140188

Became VIP
10		 106169
2/10/2015
183596

Celebrated New Year
10		 103488
10/22/2014
491987

Celebrated Halloween
10		 103295
10/13/2014
547700