M. Bastard

M. is 19 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of The Magnificent One. M. is also known as "Centre of the Known Universe". M. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

M. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Frostveil Madness of 144

10
192617
12/21/2024

9011

Cantus Cactus Viginti

10
192212
12/4/2024

15531

Played the game 10 years!

10
191264
10/26/2024

14042

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
177699
4/10/2023

26067

Played the game 8 years

10
173744
10/27/2022

21700

Ready Player One

10
170384
6/9/2022

15403

The Tao of Willie

10
169946
5/22/2022

3827

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
168339
3/16/2022

41595

Winter Games Year 124

10
166267
12/19/2021

9086

Became a parent for the first time

20
166234
12/18/2021

98734

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
164616
10/12/2021

10729

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
164254
9/26/2021

35940

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
162963
8/4/2021

65787

Lucky Number Seven!

30
162354
7/9/2021

1039

Got married!

20
161613
6/8/2021

75858

Played the game 6 years

10
156227
10/27/2020

31303

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
156078
10/21/2020

2359

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
155496
9/27/2020

7970

Hang Ten!

10
149232
1/10/2020

15890

Turned in 100 challenges

10
148694
12/18/2019

4980

High as a Kite

10
146015
8/28/2019

11950

Completed 500 Heists

50
144838
7/10/2019

1897

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144071
6/8/2019

41885

420 Superfriendly

10
143853
5/30/2019

11393

High Times

10
143800
5/28/2019

35774

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
143187
5/3/2019

9339

Three Sevens!

20
139869
12/15/2018

2348

Played the game 4 years

10
139335
11/23/2018

46109

Played the game 2 years

10
139335
11/23/2018

69627

Played the game 1 year

10
139335
11/23/2018

87193

Played the game 1 month

10
139335
11/23/2018

138308

Played the game 1 week

10
139335
11/23/2018

151315

Visited the Shifty Underground Club

20
137256
8/29/2018

3045

Looking for Sevens!

10
137256
8/29/2018

2880

Tomb Raider

10
136415
7/24/2018

4277

Participated in 100 activities

30
136064
7/10/2018

18884

Took the easy way out

10
135400
6/12/2018

3164

Turned in 50 challenges

10
134972
5/25/2018

10828

Discovered 10 treasures!

10
134488
5/5/2018

6468

Found the Needle!

10
134444
5/3/2018

7134

The Achievement

10
134420
5/2/2018

6694

It's a pirate's life for me!

10
134417
5/2/2018

6608

Discovered 5 treasures!

10
134397
5/1/2018

8318

Discovered my first treasure!

10
134333
4/29/2018

12087

Wanted in 5 Cities

10
133966
4/13/2018

1922

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
133776
4/6/2018

30655

Killed 100 zombies

15
133727
4/3/2018

40735

Save the Kraken!

10
133720
4/3/2018

29166

Escaped the long arm of the law for the tenth time.

20
133105
3/9/2018

3947

Excelsior Receipt

20
132314
2/4/2018

1395

Knowledge is Power

20
131913
1/18/2018

72454

The Blizzard of 98

10
131527
1/2/2018

10256

Wanted Criminal

10
131411
12/28/2017

12022

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
131235
12/21/2017

18029

Pharmaceutical Felony

10
131035
12/12/2017

4791

Corporate Espionage

10
130915
12/7/2017

4400

5000 days!

10
130537
11/22/2017

55075

Turned in 25 challenges

10
130511
11/20/2017

18058

Completed 100 Heists

20
130245
11/9/2017

5953

The Office

10
130011
10/31/2017

6870

His Master's Voice

10
129914
10/27/2017

7006

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
129741
10/19/2017

23196

Going Postal

10
129609
10/14/2017

7136

Played the city lottery

10
129541
10/11/2017

72978

Under the Radar III

30
128432
8/26/2017

6728

Ma Baker's Pride

20
128432
8/26/2017

6739

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
128432
8/26/2017

6639

320GB

10
128127
8/13/2017

9381

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127965
8/6/2017

21229

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
127917
8/4/2017

250497

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127831
8/1/2017

23805

Turned in 10 challenges

10
127314
7/10/2017

28475

Walked Through the Forest

15
127280
7/9/2017

97205

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
127147
7/3/2017

59550

Broke out of jail

20
127079
6/30/2017

9588

Completed 10 Heists

10
126882
6/22/2017

11487

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
126077
5/20/2017

485842

Turned in 5 challenges

10
126046
5/18/2017

36917

Know when to fold 'em

10
126044
5/18/2017

17307

Participated in 25 activities

20
125956
5/15/2017

40939

Climbed the Mountain

10
125944
5/14/2017

48762

Braille Receipt

10
125902
5/12/2017

7230

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
125879
5/11/2017

19177

Killed my first zombie

10
125650
5/2/2017

69774

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
125649
5/2/2017

14094

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
125397
4/21/2017

17529

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
125397
4/21/2017

18242

Bubba University Alumni

10
125340
4/19/2017

21998

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
125339
4/19/2017

29931

Turned in my first challenge

10
125320
4/18/2017

62437

Under the Radar

10
125305
4/18/2017

18210

Completed My First Heist

10
125305
4/18/2017

23030

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
125181
4/12/2017

35353

Know when to hold 'em

10
125181
4/12/2017

36919

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
125181
4/12/2017

1015631

Completed my first guide

10
125181
4/12/2017

232760

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
124596
3/19/2017

48762

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
124373
3/10/2017

8393

Joined a Social Club

10
123499
2/1/2017

139938

10 tags and counting yo.

15
123114
1/16/2017

25382

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
123095
1/15/2017

54318

The Hoff

10
118102
6/21/2016

29657

Attended a release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

41846

Celebrated New Year

10
104827
12/16/2014

491463

Celebrated Halloween

10
104618
12/8/2014

547158

Became VIP

10
104520
12/4/2014

183261

Participated in 5 activities

10
103712
10/31/2014

69251