P. Bastard

P. is 46 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Chaos Sound Jam.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Gold Wedding Anniversary

10
188829
7/16/2024

1664

Played the game 16 years!

10
188432
6/30/2024

2011

Played the game 14 years!

10
170904
7/1/2022

4719

Participated in 100 activities

30
168019
3/2/2022

18843

Winter Games Year 124

10
166197
12/16/2021

9086

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161949
6/22/2021

8254

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

26053

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

41555

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

65747

Threw 25 release parties

20
156208
10/26/2020

5662

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
155733
10/6/2020

9324

Climbed the Mountain

10
155510
9/27/2020

48762

Played the game 12 years!

10
153390
7/1/2020

8624

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
152782
6/5/2020

15077

High as a Kite

10
147442
10/27/2019

11915

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
146941
10/6/2019

7959

Mastered my first trick!

10
145221
7/26/2019

26665

420 Superfriendly

10
144923
7/14/2019

11378

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144758
7/7/2019

41823

High Times

10
144756
7/7/2019

35694

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
140305
1/3/2019

30286

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139905
12/17/2018

9881

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!

20
139736
12/10/2018

10637

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

14006

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

21658

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

31258

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

46030

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

69552

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

87082

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

138136

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

151101

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
139048
11/11/2018

39167

Reached a chess rating of 1000

10
138684
10/27/2018

4113

Kill the Kraken!

10
137587
9/11/2018

13111

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
137040
8/20/2018

17997

Won my first ranked chess game

10
136584
8/1/2018

5002

Played the city lottery

10
136407
7/24/2018

72908

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136382
7/23/2018

21196

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136027
7/8/2018

23772

Composed 25 hits!

40
131050
12/13/2017

5430

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

20852

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

34011

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

82689

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126803
6/19/2017

59460

Turned in 10 challenges

10
126065
5/19/2017

28411

As seen on Music Television

10
122273
12/12/2016

44526

Turned in 5 challenges

10
122179
12/8/2016

36845

Turned in my first challenge

10
121380
11/5/2016

62322

As seen on The Late Show

10
118630
7/13/2016

39789

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118321
7/1/2016

41986

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
118320
7/1/2016

42061

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118309
6/30/2016

45584

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118207
6/26/2016

44105

The Hoff

10
117215
5/15/2016

29625

Performed 3000 Shows

100
115116
2/18/2016

3174

The Blizzard of 85

10
113682
12/20/2015

15025

Completed a God Smacking World Tour

50
111565
9/23/2015

3865

Played in the festival

30
111458
9/19/2015

6053

My land's only borders lie around my heart

0
111186
9/7/2015

1637

Threw 10 release parties

15
110877
8/25/2015

11947

300 Articles Published

50
109860
7/14/2015

21

Spared no expense!

30
107517
4/7/2015

11931

Attended a release party

10
106814
3/9/2015

41813

Crashed a release party

10
106385
2/19/2015

39703

Participated in a beta and all I got was this lousy achievement

5
106166
2/10/2015

7552

Threw my first release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

34445

Nec Plus Ultra

30
105713
1/22/2015

9890

Crown of Atlantis

10
105622
1/18/2015

21230

Team Kraken

10
105621
1/18/2015

12192

Mosaic Marvels

20
105602
1/18/2015

14947

My band reached #1 on the Video chart

30
103829
11/5/2014

4168

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

30
103080
10/5/2014

4159

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
102908
9/27/2014

9980

Unholy Diver

20
102794
9/23/2014

20779

Participated in 25 activities

20
102783
9/22/2014

40818

Secrets of the Deep

20
102782
9/22/2014

23482

Participated in 5 activities

10
102014
8/21/2014

69107

Performed 2000 Shows

100
101261
7/21/2014

6465

Knowledge is Power

20
100260
6/9/2014

72400

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
100197
6/6/2014

8389

10 tags and counting yo.

15
100141
6/4/2014

25372

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
100130
6/4/2014

54304

Perfect Production

20
99275
4/29/2014

15285

Produced my First Track

10
99275
4/29/2014

56445

200 Articles Published

50
98962
4/16/2014

47

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

16229

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22163

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

17782

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22900

Performed 1000 shows

100
98802
4/9/2014

13864

Performed 500 Shows

50
98802
4/9/2014

22406

Performed 100 shows

20
98802
4/9/2014

46542

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
98802
4/9/2014

17635

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
98802
4/9/2014

29148

The Singing Cactus

10
98134
3/12/2014

17138

My band reached the Top 10 Video chart

20
90053
4/10/2013

8335

My band reached the Top 40 Video chart

10
89549
3/20/2013

12009

Who ya gonna call?

20
88032
1/16/2013

23224

Visited Antenora

30
88032
1/16/2013

26370

First photograph published.

10
83639
7/16/2012

15193

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
83334
7/4/2012

20777

Garage Band

10
81711
4/27/2012

94028

Completed my first guide

10
81658
4/25/2012

232614

Song Writing 101

10
81658
4/25/2012

80469

Cured my first patient

10
81316
4/11/2012

38609

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79673
2/2/2012

48710

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
78275
12/6/2011

17322

Crossed the Desert

20
76223
9/11/2011

44806

Killed 2000 zombies

30
75931
8/30/2011

14564

Killed 1000 zombies

25
67851
9/28/2010

19793

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
67409
9/9/2010

33303

Walked Through the Forest

15
62758
2/27/2010

97205

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
61529
1/7/2010

113306

Faced my Fears

10
61412
1/2/2010

41286

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
60316
11/18/2009

35621

100 articles published

50
58836
9/17/2009

240

Stole an item for the first time.

10
58324
8/27/2009

11276

Released my first single

10
57407
7/19/2009

280320

Performed my first awesome concert

15
56924
6/29/2009

67086

Completed a World Tour

20
56901
6/28/2009

94173

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
56682
6/19/2009

627139

Performed my first decent concert

10
55961
5/20/2009

150043

Killed 500 zombies

20
55754
5/12/2009

25431

Became Chief of Police

10
54288
3/12/2009

567

Released my first album

20
53568
2/10/2009

161577

Arrested 100 criminals

20
53253
1/27/2009

1550

Killed 100 zombies

15
53078
1/20/2009

40683

Started a company for the first time.

10
52764
1/7/2009

27353

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52632
1/2/2009

250497

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
51933
12/3/2008

35935

Killed my first zombie

10
51720
11/25/2008

69693

Arrested my first criminal.

10
51326
11/8/2008

10839

Got married!

20
51168
11/2/2008

75824

25 articles published

20
50400
10/1/2008

1085

Visited Land of the Dead

10
50204
9/22/2008

132404

Became VIP

10
50203
9/22/2008

183163

Viva La Revolucion

0
50075
9/17/2008

6031

Celebrated Halloween

10
49514
8/25/2008

547158

5 articles published.

10
48720
7/23/2008

4605

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
48432
7/11/2008

485760

Performed before 10000 people

30
48402
7/9/2008

47442

Celebrated New Year

10
48370
7/8/2008

491463

Joined the mile high club

20
48346
7/7/2008

45154

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

117170

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

149677

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

192824

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

231203

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

309908

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
48322
7/6/2008

294924

Performed before more than 100 people

10
48322
7/6/2008

1024852

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
48285
7/4/2008

1015505

Performed my first concert

10
48261
7/3/2008

1226814

Became Chieftain of a Social Club

15
48250
7/3/2008

58977

Joined a Social Club

10
48250
7/3/2008

139861

Became a parent for the first time

20
48250
7/3/2008

98696

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. P. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
50399
9/30/2008

17497