P. Duffy
P. is 120 years old.
He is the Piano Player of Duffy & the Legends.
P. is also known as "The Real Phil Duffy".
P. is located in Melbourne at Ride or Die | Melbourne.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Ladies, I'm always here for you. Come experience the GSG 'tache 😎
Mooning Mert
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Song Details
Mooning Mert is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Moderato. The music is mind melting and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 10/16/2020 by P. Duffy. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
82 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Blues |
| Owner: |
None |
| First Revealed: |
11/5/2020 |
Dominant Instruments
Lead Vocals
Acoustic Guitar
Piano
Special Lyrics
Cruising the highways as we drive from gig to gig.
Sat in my tourbus, it's a monster trucking rig.
Passing other people, as they drive from town to town.
Hour after hour, from dawn until sundown.
I decide to act, and cheer up their day.
Pull down my trousers and moon them right away.
My bum stuck in the window, right in the face of each.
A perfect moon from my tight assed little peach.
And there's Mert. Every time I'm mooning, there's Mert.
Sat there in his nightliner on the way to another concert.
The life of a touring poet can be dull until showtime.
Sometimes I just sit there and write another rhyme.
But when I'm bored and looking out the window.
I pull down my strides and moon another Doe.
Sometimes they laugh, sometimes they look agast.
Before they react, we'll have driven right past.
Another car, another bus or truck.
Flash my bum and you can see they are awestruck.
And there's Mert. Every time I'm mooning, there's Mert.
Driving on the highway, flashed by a butt that's so pert.
I don't know why he's there, on every highway that I flash.
Staring at my backside, so clear and so brash.
His face so white, his heart ever so black.
Doesn't bat an eyelid, nor ever moon me back.
He's followed us around, staring at backsides.
Sometimes behind us, sometimes at our sides.
My magnificent arse, my super derriere.
Has found a true fan, a lifelong admirer.
Yes there's Mert. Every time I'm mooning, there's Mert.
Never shocked by the rump of this extrovert.
And there's Mert. Every time I'm mooning, there's Mert.
Watching as we drive by, his eyes are never avert.
We love mooning you Mert Tanyelli. You'll never forget the sight of this posterior. Hahaha!
Record Releases
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