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Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 1083 people. The local time and date is 11/23/2024, 11:37 AM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Johannesburg 101

Airport: BROWNSTONE AIRPORT JOH
Hospital: +Life Brenthurst Hospital
City Hall: Johannesburg City Hall
Court House: The Constitutional Court
Highway Out of Town: Highway out of town
Lost and Found: Johannesburg Lost and Found
Temple: Desert Temple
Gym: Gym Pibernat Johannesburg
Hotel: The Devil-ish Place JOH

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Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
46 19192811/23/2024 7Saturday
47 19195211/24/2024 1Sunday
48 19197611/25/2024 2Monday Halloween
49 19200011/26/2024 3Tuesday
50 19202411/27/2024 4Wednesday
51 19204811/28/2024 5Thursday
52 19207211/29/2024 6Friday Christmas

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!
🏛️ Mayor's & Treasurer's Thread: 2146351.1
⚖️ Chief Justice's Thread: 1759869.1
🚨 Chief of Police's Thread: 997318.1
💉 Feeling ill? Doctor's Thread: 1996807.1
City's Places:

💊 Psychology Clinic

🚔 Police Department

🌊 Ilanga Beach

🐇🏕️ Johannesburg Countryside

🛹🏀 Cradle of Humankind (Park)

🧟‍♀️🧟 Necropolis of Kalliope (Graveyard)

⛪ Desert Temple To pray, to get married, do the St. Kobe Quest or spinning the Wheels of Kobe

📙 Wits University

🏟️🎶 Festival Ground

Open Homes:

🏡 Jo'burg Jungle Gym (Mansion)

🏡 Rachel's Home Villa

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Darkness Breathing is playing in JOH | TWISTED TEMPTATIONS at 11/23/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 19
Pacífico is playing in The Roxy / Johannesburg at 11/23/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 15
AcHaRa RoX is playing in Dangerzone RB JOH at 11/23/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Crimson Behelit is playing in Nargothrond | Jo'burg at 11/23/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Salvation Marching is playing in Dangerzone B JOH at 11/23/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 85
Diabo em carne e osso is playing in JOH | ERROR at 11/23/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Soloist is playing in The Blues / Johannesburg at 11/23/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 22

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