A. Dijkstra

A. is 16 years old. She is the Electric Guitarist of Evil Dildo. A. is also known as "Riot Cunt". A. is located in London at Studio without a name.

A. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to rehearse scene in order to get ahead professionally.

RIP Ileana Kok

The songs of A.

Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.

Known Songs Popularity Composed
Purple Vein 620 1901619/10/2024
Drizzle Jizz* 500 17398711/6/2022
Ida Ho* 500 1716558/1/2022
Doobie Do (420 Electric Psy Jam) 500 16569011/25/2021
Unidentified Phallic Object* 500 16547711/16/2021
Clitoristan* 500 1634288/23/2021
Bitch Bizarre* 500 1605474/25/2021
No Man’s Land (Perineal Jam)* 500 1586732/6/2021
A Tale Of The Wormhole Orifice 500 1585411/31/2021
Queef Latifah 500 1581961/17/2021
Rectum Raiders 500 15779812/31/2020
Jizzle Drizzle 500 15764212/25/2020
Cunt Farts Are Forever* 500 15677911/19/2020
Clitorus Stole My Kok (Mythical Jam) 500 15649611/7/2020
Charge Thy Dildo 500 1555359/28/2020
Queefer On Reefer 500 1548028/29/2020
Cum On Eileen 500 1541187/31/2020
A Thousand Years Of Queefing Forth 500 1530336/16/2020
Dildo Gospel (Cuntfucius Mix) 500 1527846/6/2020
Dildo Can Dance 500 1521695/11/2020
Pussy Wizard 500 1517364/23/2020
Ileana's Dildo 500 1514004/9/2020
Shake Your Protein Maker 500 1509243/20/2020
Crazed Kok (Slight Return) 500 1508263/16/2020
Proverbial Boner 500 1491031/4/2020
Dildo Erectus (Darwin Jam 2 0) 500 14806611/22/2019
I Can See Clearly Now (Pink Eye Is Gone) 500 1467089/26/2019
Boli Me Dildo 500 1458008/20/2019
Backdoor Dildo 500 1450197/18/2019
Dildo Haze 500 1440616/8/2019
Red Right Dildo* 500 1433935/11/2019
Doodlay Dildo 500 1431865/3/2019
420 Dildos 500 1430094/25/2019
Machine Gun Dildo 500 1428714/19/2019
The Incredible Dildo 500 1425084/4/2019
The Devil Went Down To Dildo 500 1420423/16/2019
Fear of the Dildo 500 1416923/1/2019
A Deeper Shade of Dildo 500 1414482/19/2019
Good Vibrations (Dildo Remix)* 500 1413222/14/2019
You Were Always On My Dildo 500 1406651/18/2019
Boulevard of Broken Dildos 500 1403961/6/2019
Come As You Dildo 500 14005912/23/2018
Me Llamo Dildo 500 13935411/24/2018
I Wanna Hold Your Dildo 500 13931111/22/2018
Crazed Dildo 500 13901411/10/2018
Dildo Bloody Dildo 500 13881711/2/2018
Dildo Girls Are Easy 500 13870410/28/2018
Dildo's Plaything 500 13859610/23/2018
Careless Dildo 500 13832510/12/2018
Dildo Fiction 500 1378299/21/2018
Is You Is Or Is You Ain't (My Dildo) 500 1371288/23/2018
Dildo In A Jar (Rasputin Jam) 500 1361407/13/2018
Juicy Pussy 355 1357806/28/2018
The Incredible Queef 500 1356196/21/2018
Queef & Queefer 500 1352546/6/2018
Listen To Your Queef 500 1351806/3/2018
How Am I Supposed To Queef Without You? 500 1350335/28/2018
Creamy Explosion 500 1347785/17/2018
Evil Farts 500 1345375/7/2018
Maximum Insertion 500 1339334/12/2018
Little Blue Pill (I'm Still Standing) 500 1338304/8/2018
Rhymin' and Stealin' 500 1337164/3/2018
Everybody Queefs (Sometimes) 500 1336614/1/2018
Schrödinger's Spunk 500 1334573/23/2018
GSG HO 500 1332153/13/2018
Jupiter 500 1329753/3/2018
Have A Seat (On My Face) 500 1328062/24/2018
My Wife Beat The Sh*t Out Of Don Broos 500 1326442/17/2018
Creampie Boogie 500 1322792/2/2018
Threefer 500 1319291/19/2018
Ileana's Phantom Kok 500 1318441/15/2018
Zero Fucks Given 500 1317511/11/2018
Jingle Balls 500 13145812/30/2017
Skank 500 13078712/2/2017
Slut Of My Life 500 13040311/16/2017
The Cunt Farts 500 13016311/6/2017
(Words of Wisdom) Let It Pee 500 12991110/26/2017
Gary In Diana 500 12979810/22/2017
Queef Forth 500 12970810/18/2017
Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Cock? 500 12957910/13/2017
Keep On Queefing In The Free World 500 12946910/8/2017
My Woman's Cock 500 12935010/3/2017
Forking (So Much Better Than Spooning) 500 1292139/27/2017
Pendulum 500 1291139/23/2017
All The Dope Is Gone 500 1290039/19/2017
Ministry Of Silly Fucks 500 1289039/14/2017
Boom 500 1287769/9/2017
Wildfire 500 1287019/6/2017
Throbbing Loins 500 1285889/1/2017
Forkman 500 1283178/21/2017
FUBAR 500 1279408/5/2017
Finger Me, Timbers 500 1278568/2/2017
There's No Such Thing As Exit Only 500 1277487/28/2017
Plato And Platypus Walk Into A Bar... 500 1276607/25/2017
Happy Slappin' 500 1272827/9/2017
Crazed Cock 500 1271537/4/2017
Filthy Streetwalker 500 1270776/30/2017
Stoephoer 500 1268586/21/2017
Cocksmoker 500 1267066/15/2017
Insert Here 500 1266386/12/2017
Hurricane Queef 500 1259305/14/2017
Backdoor Lover 500 1258085/9/2017
Fist 500 1257155/5/2017
Pole In The Hole 500 1254374/23/2017
God Save The Queef 500 1253374/19/2017
The Jizz Whisperer 500 1252574/16/2017
Spitters Are Quitters 500 7773511/13/2011
Pink Eye 500 763349/16/2011
Carpe Coitus 500 762229/11/2011
Homo Analis 500 761179/7/2011
Fuck Me Sideways 500 760119/3/2011
God Is a Penis 500 758738/28/2011
Tony Crown 500 711512/12/2011
Pleasure Bat 500 710052/6/2011
AK47 500 645035/11/2010
One Fit Seizes All 500 642905/2/2010
Chuck Norris 500 639324/17/2010
Inside Of Me 500 633093/22/2010
Sexual Innuendo 500 631563/16/2010
The Core Shaker 500 630653/12/2010
Blowpik 500 628683/4/2010
The Extraordinary Fart 500 627382/27/2010
Ass Crack Smelling Breath 500 623462/10/2010
Teabag 500 622322/6/2010
The Joy Of Your Head 500 6125712/27/2009
Jij Bent Mijn Vis 500 579018/9/2009
The Screwdriver 500 576677/30/2009
Shove Yourself 500 575397/25/2009
Pearl Necklace 500 574107/20/2009
Kok-a-doodle-doo! 500 566916/20/2009
If I Suck, Will You Swallow? 500 564436/9/2009
Stick It In A Sock 500 562736/2/2009
Feed Me Seed 500 561315/27/2009
Queef In My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 500 559535/20/2009
Intercourse? Of Course! 500 557635/12/2009
Ho, Ho, Ho! 500 527451/6/2009
Good To Die For 500 5259712/31/2008
Flames To Ashes 500 5220112/15/2008
Errare Humanum Est (Extended Version) 500 5199812/6/2008
Hell Outta Dodge 500 5137211/10/2008
Down Under 500 5118811/2/2008
A Bit Insane 500 5105110/28/2008
Double Penetration 500 5088910/21/2008
Beyond Regret 500 493198/16/2008
Neverending Penis (Extended Version) 500 491738/10/2008
Got Gonorrhea Through Your Diarrhea 500 489558/1/2008
Worthless 500 472955/24/2008
The End Of You And Me 500 457613/21/2008
My Purple Haze 500 455903/14/2008
Whiskey 500 443401/22/2008
Buttcheese 500 4363012/23/2007
Analligator 500 4264111/12/2007
Rosa <3 500 4245111/4/2007
Sober 500 407558/26/2007
Underlined 500 406368/21/2007
Me, Myself & Mike Patton 500 394967/4/2007
Reznored 500 393706/29/2007
Moose is on the Loose 500 392136/22/2007
Bukkake Bliss 500 376084/17/2007
Erotic 500 374834/11/2007
Placebo 500 353901/14/2007
Take me 500 351431/4/2007
Amerikanizacija 500 3363511/2/2006
Friendly Fire 500 328219/29/2006
Green Obsession 500 327759/27/2006
Distorted Pleasure 500 320548/28/2006
Kinky Thinking 500 315538/7/2006
Excited 500 314568/3/2006
Libertine 500 303026/16/2006
Underground 500 299145/31/2006
Trivial 500 295615/16/2006
I am the meat 500 293635/8/2006