Hot little potatoes
A bottle of white, a bottle of red. Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead. The restaurant is a perfect place to pursue romantic interests and reminisce about long lost loves.
Note from the Management
Welcome to a perfectly average sketchy dive bar by the beach.
Authentic Mexican cuisine, with a locally (organically, sustainably, all the modern & popular ways of cultivation) grown agave based Tequila brewed by the owners. Remember the brand "Gusano Bastardo" as you guzzle on the weirdly shaped worm (organically, sustainably grown). You are gulping a golden elixir that will monopolize the world.
Organized crim...erm..inally good parties and other opportunities available on demand. Every weekend expect a special event from weddings, bat mitzvah's to private gatherings.
After midnight, enjoy the club downstairs. Nothing dodgy or suspicious happening there. Unless you have the codeword. How to get special offers? Contact the jefe's: Molly & Blunt. (Phone number: 555-DRUGZ)
Food truck soon available for delivery right to your doorstep.
