J. Funk

J. is 30 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Fallen Angels. J. is also known as "Minister J". J. is located in London at Jabba’s Buffet & Catering.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

For the last time. We steal money, and then we buy cookies with it. We don't steal just cookies.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

The Flaming Tumbleweed
10		 192803
12/29/2024
6712

Frostveil Madness of 144
10		 192441
12/14/2024
6926

Rescued a Jailbird
20		 191601
11/9/2024
2843

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 189729
8/23/2024
65264

Got married!
20		 188382
6/28/2024
75280

Cantus Cactus Viginti
10		 186702
4/19/2024
15452

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183727
12/17/2023
5668

Turned in 50 challenges
10		 176785
3/3/2023
10540

Played the game 6 years
10		 176379
2/14/2023
30682

Ready Player One
10		 174100
11/11/2022
14876

Lunar Rescue
10		 174100
11/11/2022
9907

The Tao of Willie
10		 174046
11/8/2022
3651

The Zombie Dash Diamond
10		 174043
11/8/2022
9706

Released a rabbit into the wild!
5		 172109
8/20/2022
38623

Winter Games Year 124
10		 166354
12/23/2021
9086

Completed 500 Heists
50		 164946
10/25/2021
1834

Participated in 100 activities
30		 163856
9/10/2021
18505

8000 zombies killed
40		 162485
7/15/2021
5935

4000 zombies killed
35		 161238
5/24/2021
9167

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 159720
3/22/2021
2290

Visited the Shifty Underground Club
20		 158936
2/17/2021
2922

Looking for Sevens!
10		 158936
2/17/2021
2760

Played the game 4 years
10		 158833
2/13/2021
45003

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra
10		 158224
1/18/2021
7764

High as a Kite
10		 153508
7/6/2020
11607

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 147885
11/14/2019
9071

High Times
10		 144100
6/10/2019
34884

Corporate Espionage
10		 142672
4/11/2019
4262

Played the game 2 years
10		 141316
2/14/2019
68429

The Christmas Thief of 104
10		 140255
12/31/2018
9881

The Office
10		 139400
11/26/2018
6631

Pharmaceutical Felony
10		 139366
11/24/2018
4648

Played the game 1 year
10		 139334
11/23/2018
85862

Played the game 1 month
10		 139334
11/23/2018
135348

Played the game 1 week
10		 139334
11/23/2018
148002

Turned in 25 challenges
10		 136984
8/17/2018
17674

Joined a Social Club
10		 136578
7/31/2018
138807

Kill the Kraken!
10		 133728
4/4/2018
12991

Participated in 25 activities
20		 132372
2/6/2018
40219

Knowledge is Power
20		 131913
1/18/2018
71645

His Master's Voice
10		 131531
1/2/2018
6774

Became a parent for the first time
20		 131372
12/26/2017
97901

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 131190
12/19/2017
48252

5000 days!
10		 131003
12/11/2017
54071

Mastered the Kobe Sutra
10		 130800
12/3/2017
10508

The Blizzard of 98
10		 130753
12/1/2017
10256

Under the Radar II
20		 130610
11/25/2017
4181

The Bank Job
10		 130610
11/25/2017
4334

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 129939
10/28/2017
35679

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award
20		 129489
10/9/2017
3035

Threw Down the Gauntlet
10		 129450
10/7/2017
5581

Going Postal
10		 129286
9/30/2017
6916

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 129169
9/26/2017
14349

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 129167
9/25/2017
19544

Killed 500 zombies
20		 129165
9/25/2017
25160

Killed 100 zombies
15		 129164
9/25/2017
40369

Killed my first zombie
10		 129164
9/25/2017
69325

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 128639
9/3/2017
7164

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128524
8/30/2017
17648

Completed 100 Heists
20		 128520
8/30/2017
5788

Played the city lottery
10		 128372
8/23/2017
71908

The Hoff
10		 127755
7/29/2017
29150

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127367
7/12/2017
20821

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 126968
6/26/2017
23355

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126802
6/19/2017
58556

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 126572
6/9/2017
27844

Crashed a release party
10		 126327
5/30/2017
39173

Wanted Criminal
10		 125815
5/9/2017
11774

Escaped the long arm of the law.
10		 125665
5/3/2017
17251

Tomb Raider
10		 125665
5/3/2017
4146

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 125543
4/27/2017
36145

Attended a release party
10		 125420
4/22/2017
41287

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
10		 125367
4/20/2017
17930

Participated in 5 activities
10		 125143
4/11/2017
68281

Celebrated New Year
10		 124975
4/4/2017
490204

Know when to fold 'em
10		 124857
3/30/2017
17006

Celebrated Halloween
10		 124789
3/27/2017
545937

320GB
10		 124710
3/24/2017
9135

Under the Radar III
30		 124709
3/24/2017
6527

Ma Baker's Pride
20		 124709
3/24/2017
6538

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum
10		 124709
3/24/2017
6439

Reached my Hand Limit.
10		 124690
3/23/2017
18846

Completed 10 Heists
10		 124636
3/21/2017
11199

Broke out of jail
20		 124596
3/19/2017
9371

Do not pass go, do not collect $200
10		 124593
3/19/2017
29462

Walked Through the Forest
15		 124584
3/19/2017
96565

Braille Receipt
10		 124541
3/17/2017
7089

Turned in my first challenge
10		 124497
3/15/2017
61384

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 124456
3/13/2017
484789

Under the Radar
10		 124423
3/12/2017
17830

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!
10		 124423
3/12/2017
13770

Completed My First Heist
10		 124423
3/12/2017
22625

Became VIP
10		 124158
3/1/2017
181853

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 123882
2/17/2017
249588

The Blizzard of 91
10		 123874
2/17/2017
12364

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 123794
2/14/2017
1014064

In Ma Baker We Trust
10		 123785
2/13/2017
34826

Know when to hold 'em
10		 123785
2/13/2017
36361

Completed my first guide
10		 123785
2/13/2017
230889