J. Funk
J. is 24 years old.
He is the Master Mind of Fallen Angels.
J. is also known as "Minister J".
J. is located in Chicago at Allstar Hotel |CHI|.
J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.
"I hope to live a thousand years
Just so I can love you a little longer"
Happy Birthday, Summer!
Achievements
Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.
|
Achievement |
Pts. |
Date |
People |
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Hill Street Heist |
10 |
198847
9/7/2025 |
3971 |
|
Unravelled my first mystery! |
10 |
197843
7/27/2025 |
10448 |
|
Soft Boiled |
10 |
195486
4/20/2025 |
5082 |
|
Wood Wedding Anniversary |
10 |
195105
4/4/2025 |
42411 |
|
Hang Ten! |
10 |
194265
2/28/2025 |
16530 |
|
Played the game 8 years |
10 |
193873
2/12/2025 |
22872 |
|
The Flaming Tumbleweed |
10 |
192803
12/29/2024 |
6940 |
|
Frostveil Madness of 144 |
10 |
192441
12/14/2024 |
9011 |
|
Rescued a Jailbird |
20 |
191601
11/9/2024 |
3083 |
|
Cotton Wedding Anniversary |
10 |
189729
8/23/2024 |
66873 |
|
Got married! |
20 |
188382
6/28/2024 |
76903 |
|
Cantus Cactus Viginti |
10 |
186702
4/19/2024 |
15531 |
|
Spirit of Christmas III |
10 |
183727
12/17/2023 |
5668 |
|
Turned in 50 challenges |
10 |
176785
3/3/2023 |
11327 |
|
Played the game 6 years |
10 |
176379
2/14/2023 |
32616 |
|
Ready Player One |
10 |
174100
11/11/2022 |
16276 |
|
Lunar Rescue |
10 |
174100
11/11/2022 |
11480 |
|
The Tao of Willie |
10 |
174046
11/8/2022 |
4126 |
|
The Zombie Dash Diamond |
10 |
174043
11/8/2022 |
11185 |
|
Released a rabbit into the wild! |
5 |
172109
8/20/2022 |
40275 |
|
Winter Games Year 124 |
10 |
166354
12/23/2021 |
9086 |
|
Completed 500 Heists |
50 |
164946
10/25/2021 |
2004 |
|
Participated in 100 activities |
30 |
163856
9/10/2021 |
19454 |
|
8000 zombies killed |
40 |
162485
7/15/2021 |
6404 |
|
4000 zombies killed |
35 |
161238
5/24/2021 |
9747 |
|
Dude Where's My Achievement? |
30 |
159720
3/22/2021 |
2491 |
|
Visited the Shifty Underground Club |
20 |
158936
2/17/2021 |
3260 |
|
Looking for Sevens! |
10 |
158936
2/17/2021 |
3086 |
|
Played the game 4 years |
10 |
158833
2/13/2021 |
47958 |
|
Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra |
10 |
158224
1/18/2021 |
8303 |
|
High as a Kite |
10 |
153508
7/6/2020 |
12589 |
|
Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
147885
11/14/2019 |
9740 |
|
High Times |
10 |
144100
6/10/2019 |
37342 |
|
Corporate Espionage |
10 |
142672
4/11/2019 |
4630 |
|
Played the game 2 years |
10 |
141316
2/14/2019 |
71552 |
|
The Christmas Thief of 104 |
10 |
140255
12/31/2018 |
9881 |
|
The Office |
10 |
139400
11/26/2018 |
7223 |
|
Pharmaceutical Felony |
10 |
139366
11/24/2018 |
5049 |
|
Played the game 1 year |
10 |
139334
11/23/2018 |
90378 |
|
Played the game 1 month |
10 |
139334
11/23/2018 |
142962 |
|
Played the game 1 week |
10 |
139334
11/23/2018 |
156461 |
|
Turned in 25 challenges |
10 |
136984
8/17/2018 |
18808 |
|
Joined a Social Club |
10 |
136578
7/31/2018 |
141676 |
|
Kill the Kraken! |
10 |
133728
4/4/2018 |
13451 |
|
Participated in 25 activities |
20 |
132372
2/6/2018 |
42084 |
|
Knowledge is Power |
20 |
131913
1/18/2018 |
73860 |
|
His Master's Voice |
10 |
131531
1/2/2018 |
7384 |
|
Became a parent for the first time |
20 |
131372
12/26/2017 |
99659 |
|
Nightmare at 20,000 Feet |
5 |
131190
12/19/2017 |
49660 |
|
5000 days! |
10 |
131003
12/11/2017 |
56584 |
|
Mastered the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
130800
12/3/2017 |
11120 |
|
The Blizzard of 98 |
10 |
130753
12/1/2017 |
10256 |
|
Under the Radar II |
20 |
130610
11/25/2017 |
4546 |
|
The Bank Job |
10 |
130610
11/25/2017 |
4710 |
|
Enjoyed group sex for the first time. |
10 |
129939
10/28/2017 |
36328 |
|
Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award |
20 |
129489
10/9/2017 |
3330 |
|
Threw Down the Gauntlet |
10 |
129450
10/7/2017 |
5899 |
|
Going Postal |
10 |
129286
9/30/2017 |
7478 |
|
Killed 2000 zombies |
30 |
129169
9/26/2017 |
15002 |
|
Killed 1000 zombies |
25 |
129167
9/25/2017 |
20310 |
|
Killed 500 zombies |
20 |
129165
9/25/2017 |
25986 |
|
Killed 100 zombies |
15 |
129164
9/25/2017 |
41317 |
|
Killed my first zombie |
10 |
129164
9/25/2017 |
70407 |
|
Four correct numbers in the city lottery |
10 |
128639
9/3/2017 |
7521 |
|
Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
128524
8/30/2017 |
18633 |
|
Completed 100 Heists |
20 |
128520
8/30/2017 |
6282 |
|
Played the city lottery |
10 |
128372
8/23/2017 |
74750 |
|
The Hoff |
10 |
127755
7/29/2017 |
30443 |
|
Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
127367
7/12/2017 |
21959 |
|
Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
126968
6/26/2017 |
24653 |
|
Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time |
10 |
126802
6/19/2017 |
61283 |
|
Turned in 10 challenges |
10 |
126572
6/9/2017 |
29444 |
|
Crashed a release party |
10 |
126327
5/30/2017 |
40770 |
|
Wanted Criminal |
10 |
125815
5/9/2017 |
12415 |
|
Escaped the long arm of the law. |
10 |
125665
5/3/2017 |
17961 |
|
Tomb Raider |
10 |
125665
5/3/2017 |
4452 |
|
Turned in 5 challenges |
10 |
125543
4/27/2017 |
38131 |
|
Attended a release party |
10 |
125420
4/22/2017 |
42881 |
|
Everybody be cool, this is a robbery! |
10 |
125367
4/20/2017 |
18751 |
|
Participated in 5 activities |
10 |
125143
4/11/2017 |
70947 |
|
Celebrated New Year |
10 |
124975
4/4/2017 |
493522 |
|
Know when to fold 'em |
10 |
124857
3/30/2017 |
17808 |
|
Celebrated Halloween |
10 |
124789
3/27/2017 |
549215 |
|
320GB |
10 |
124710
3/24/2017 |
9790 |
|
Under the Radar III |
30 |
124709
3/24/2017 |
7015 |
|
Ma Baker's Pride |
20 |
124709
3/24/2017 |
7032 |
|
Thomas Crown goes to the Museum |
10 |
124709
3/24/2017 |
6921 |
|
Reached my Hand Limit. |
10 |
124690
3/23/2017 |
19752 |
|
Completed 10 Heists |
10 |
124636
3/21/2017 |
11931 |
|
Broke out of jail |
20 |
124596
3/19/2017 |
9991 |
|
Do not pass go, do not collect $200 |
10 |
124593
3/19/2017 |
30706 |
|
Walked Through the Forest |
15 |
124584
3/19/2017 |
98524 |
|
Braille Receipt |
10 |
124541
3/17/2017 |
7509 |
|
Turned in my first challenge |
10 |
124497
3/15/2017 |
64136 |
|
Snuggled for the first time with my loved one |
10 |
124456
3/13/2017 |
487767 |
|
Under the Radar |
10 |
124423
3/12/2017 |
18803 |
|
Let's do Pierre Hotel next! |
10 |
124423
3/12/2017 |
14600 |
|
Completed My First Heist |
10 |
124423
3/12/2017 |
23690 |
|
Became VIP |
10 |
124158
3/1/2017 |
185577 |
|
Celebrated Valentine's Day |
10 |
123882
2/17/2017 |
252008 |
|
The Blizzard of 91 |
10 |
123874
2/17/2017 |
12364 |
|
Completed Mother/Newbie Tour |
10 |
123794
2/14/2017 |
1018361 |
|
In Ma Baker We Trust |
10 |
123785
2/13/2017 |
36259 |
|
Know when to hold 'em |
10 |
123785
2/13/2017 |
37899 |
|
Completed my first guide |
10 |
123785
2/13/2017 |
236138 |
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