J. Funk
J. is 30 years old.
He is the Cat Burglar of Fallen Angels.
J. is also known as "Minister J".
J. is located in London at Jabba’s Buffet & Catering.
J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.
Let me tuck my belly so you can have a better look.🤭
[PM is shocked. Windmill emoji do not exist]
A Perfect World
J. refuses to have anything to do with PVP crime in this world. J. refuses to own or trade stolen goods.
Criminal Record
This is a summary of J.'s criminal record.
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Date
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Crime
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Incarceration |
City |
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1679272/26/2022
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Post Office Robbery
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Escaped!
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London
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1677462/19/2022
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Bank Robbery
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Escaped!
|
London
|
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1642269/25/2021
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Corporate Espionage
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
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1639199/12/2021
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Art Theft
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
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1636339/1/2021
|
Post Office Robbery
|
2 days
|
London
|
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1634248/23/2021
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Corporate Espionage
|
Escaped!
|
Barcelona
|
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1632918/17/2021
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Corporate Espionage
|
Escaped!
|
Barcelona
|
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1631308/11/2021
|
Hotel Robbery
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
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1630348/7/2021
|
Hotel Robbery
|
2 days
|
London
|
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1619906/24/2021
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Tampering with Evidence
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Escaped!
|
Porto
|
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1546628/23/2020
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Temple Intrusion
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Escaped!
|
London
|
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1539667/25/2020
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Tampering with Evidence
|
Escaped!
|
Vilnius
|
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1425914/8/2019
|
Art Theft
|
Escaped!
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Nashville
|
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1368498/12/2018
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Tampering with Evidence
|
Escaped!
|
New York
|
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1349305/24/2018
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Prison Break
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Escaped!
|
London
|
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1349045/23/2018
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Hotel Robbery
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
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1287629/9/2017
|
Bank Robbery
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
|
1257905/8/2017
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Art Theft
|
Escaped!
|
Tromsø
|
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1245933/19/2017
|
Bank Robbery
|
Escaped!
|
Moscow
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